fedswatching:

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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(via accidently)

saaywhaaaaaaaaaat:

So I was on itunes…

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Is it weird I found this hilarious?

(via pagingme)

sasuge:

hokagee:

hi im sasuke uchiha and you’re watching disney channel

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(via flyfella)

lazypacific:

i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.

(via jesussbabymomma)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via infamousgod)

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via jesussbabymomma)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j6, via promoted)

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

(via whoredinarygirl)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via happiest)