i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.
I found my roommate’s twitter…
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
ATTENTION SARCASM USERS
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that
imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those