fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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(via jesussbabymomma)

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

(via slapping)

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(Source: rneerkat, via ugly)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via parkingstrange)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via promoted)

wild-guy:

hi:

sooooo i got a new sweater that i’m going to wear whenever i go to a new persons house to make things a bit easier

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(via telapathetic)

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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(via departured)