toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

(via schmelskoo)

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

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(Source: tweezing, via lolsofunny)

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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(via pizza)

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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(via lolsofunny)